Posted by: Teeif | 19 April, 2008

Code Geass R2 02: the return of the Siskon Madman

“I am saddened at war and discrimination. The evil intentions being brandished by those with power, the tragedy and comedy allowed to go on in error!” – Zero (18:25).

Code Gaess R2 02 - ZeroCode Gaess R2 02 - Madmen

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2 Turn 2
Japan Independence Plan

As Hanners wrote here, Zero didn’t actually come back last episode, he came back now! Code Geass is at it’s best when Zero is topped up with Russian Anabolic Steroids and making outrageous claims. After a thankfully brief flashback, where the Geass powered Emperor of Britannia rewrote Lulu’s memory and sent him back into the world, Lelouch is back for revenge.

Or I would have hoped. For some reason, Lelouch is clinging onto his idea that he can create a safe, better and brighter world for his Sister Nunnally by bringing war to and demolishing half the city she lives in. Even when he doesn’t even know where Nunnally is, he slaughters untold thousands in an ironic attack on the tower of Babel before declaring a free United States of Japan. Master tactician he maybe but that is a rubbish strategy.

Zero also claims he is a champion of freedom and then makes a deal with the homosexual, slitty-eyed, pansies: the Chinese – who no doubt want Area 11 for themselves. By the way, the director wasn’t being racist at all when he came up with the ugliest character design since Godzilla and then got a castrated monkey to voice him, was he!?

This leaves only one possible two logical reasons for lulu’s crazy actions and given that the medium is Japanese Animation, it is quite possible that Lelouch is in love with his sister! Trust me on this, I’ve been good at spotting Siskons so far. My Incest-dar lit up like a Christmas tree way before Jun came close to the confessional in True Tears. Lulu’s light got brighter since his reaction to Kallen in a bunny costume, with something shiny shoved between her breasts, was something short of a bloody nasal spasm. It does kind of make sense if the house of Lamperouge loved each other because the lot of them are off their rockers!

The other reason is, as Shirukii says, is that Lelouch is gay for Suzaku. But I think that’s going to be a stretch now that Suzaku traded Lelouch in for a chance to be the emperor’s right hand man. Besides Suzaku already has a new bum buddy within the hastily invented mid-bosses, the knights of the round. If that doesn’t suit Suzaku’s tastes, there’s always the obligatory Loli (Anya is quite prominent actually: she makes it onto the front cover).

First up though, Lelouch has to tackle a geassed-up Rolo, boss No.1

~ Teeif

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Responses

  1. rofl~ well said! The way he flings his Zero cape does make me wonder if he’s as straight as he appears. =X

  2. YOU ARE SICK! LELOUCH IS NORMAL! AND HE DOES NOT LIKE HIS SISTER! YOU PEOPLE OF THE WORLD TODAY CAN’T UNDERSTAND BROTHERLY LOVE (or Brother to Sister Love) THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THAT BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM OR THAT SICK THING!!!
    PEOPLE PLEASE HEAR ME OUT, NOT EVERYONE IS LIKE SOME ARE.
    There is Such a Thing As normal Men Who Like women. and women Who Like Men.
    it ISN’T COOL OR FUNNY, WHEN SICK PEOPLE GET MIXED UP IN ALL THAT!
    The World Would Be a Much Better Place Without it.


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